Last will and testament, revised

Get in the will.

Grandpa Drip, gold grill, Cuban link

He read his own will. Didn't like who was in it. So he crossed them out and left everything to the list.

One email when something's worth it: the chain drops, the shoutout line opens, a new episode you'd regret missing. No spam. Grandpa's 79, he doesn't have the time.

You're in.

Don't tell the grandkids.

What the will pays out

1

The chain, first. The seven-day pill organizer pendant he wears in every video. List gets first dibs before anyone else.

2

Shoutouts. Birthdays, retirements, roasts. The line opens to the list before the link goes in the bio.

3

Episodes you didn't see. The ones that got cut, muted or restricted somewhere.